the hiding place of the Magical Grape of Bobo-Be-Dobo! But to what end? Can there be more to Carl than meets the eye? Well, there certainly can't be less! Storyteller: But while trying to feed Carl the nosegrub, Dave fails to notice the little weasel's eyes darting about. Whaddya want? Tooth extractor? Rump whistle? Spiked helmet? Spiked boots? Spiked toilet paper? Oh, I got just the thing: a diseased weasel! Okay? Hello? You still there? Hello?īogmelon: Lookin' for something, darlin'? Dave: I- Bogmelon: We got that. King Throktar: Anyway, the reason we called is, we hid the Magical Grape of Bobo-Be-Dobo in Faffy's room, and we need you to send it to us or this giant ice monster's gonna freeze the entire world. Pet Threat / Lula's First Barbarian Storyteller: Dawn in Udrogoth: a time for all barbarian heroes, and their trusty dragons, to rise and begin their mighty action-packed adventures! Dave: What a lovely day to draw sap for pancake syrup!Ĭandy: There's only one way to show true love: we must. Quozmir's mom: Herbert, what do you say we destroy the northern half of the continent, huh? Fang: I love a happy ending! Candy: Happy ending? They're gonna destroy half a continent! Fang: Yeah, but not the half we live in. Quozmir's mom: Huh, he never calls, he never writes, I ask you: is this the way for a son to act? Candy: And? Oswidge: And if the cheese creates more phlegm, that means bigger flaming loogies! Candy: And? Oswidge: Look, I'm going to put this in terms you can understand: he could destroy all the shopping! Candy: Not on my watch!Ĭandy: Why are you stoping me, that' guy's a menace to shopping! Besides, if he ate all that cheese, it'd go straight to his hips.ĭave: We will use the mightiest weapon in the psychofloobicologist's arsenal: Happycrafts! Oswidge: Not the Cheese! Candy: What's the big deal? Oswidge: Cheese produces phlegm. Why must I destroy? Why do I feel such rage? Why do I persist in doing this atrocious combover, when I'm obviously balding. Quozmir: Why? You know, I never really thought about it before. Quozmir: Who dares wake Quozmir, Udrogothian god of overused punctuation!? Whoever it is, he shall pay. Dave: Crackpots and weirdos!? Count me in!ĭave: At last! I know my purpose in life: to help people! And to do that, I must become. but they're all written by crackpots and weirdos. If you want advice, I guess you could read one of those self-help scrolls. Sales Clerk: Eh, I just do holes and leeches. Oswidge: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there! Oswidge: I mean, all my.
Fang: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there! Fang: I mean, all my. Whoever wins it is excused from giving me my evening spongebath. The Sprite of the Stump: Okay, whichever one of you manages to slay the muffin monster, wins this: it's an immunity totem. Lula: Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!ĭave: Stop! Don't spoonfeed that sprite another bite of regurgitated goose! Not until I floss his royal teeth. Time to cut a muffin! Lula: That sounds nasty for some reason. If only- Dave: There's no need to be sarcastic. Oh, if only you had a sharp implement, David. Lula: You know what would come in handy against a monster made of dough? Some sort of sharp implement. Does anyone have one of those yappy dogs? That might scare it away.ĭave: WILD SWORD! HEADS UP! My bad. Season 1 The Maddening Sprite of the Stump / Shrink Rap Dave: That'll never work. 1.7 The Way of the Dave / Beauty and the Zit.1.6 Civilization / The Terror of Mecha-Dave.1.5 King for a Day or Two / Slay What?.
1.3 Girlfriend / Ned Frischman, Man of Tomorrow.1.2 Pet Threat / Lula's First Barbarian.1.1 The Maddening Sprite of the Stump / Shrink Rap.
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